Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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