Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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