Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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