does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just blew my weed a kiss
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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