my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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