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I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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