new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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