He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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