He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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