For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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