just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
