The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
