I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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