why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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