Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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