I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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