areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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