What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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