just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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