So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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