There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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