the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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