plz talk dirty to me
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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