Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize