I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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