Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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