summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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