Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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