So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
