The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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