But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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