Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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