Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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