"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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