Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We left an ass print on the piano.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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