The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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