is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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