ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
NoShamevember. You game?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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