And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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