i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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