Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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