Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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