What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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