my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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