What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
