HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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