i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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