I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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