I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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