Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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