I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
